Maybe you like to smell like you’re walking into an old saloon in slow motion with a piece of straw in your mouth, narrowing your eyes, and contemplating your lone-wolf lifestyle with your perfectly gravelly interior monologue. Or maybe you don't. Old Spice Desperado body wash doesn't give a rip. Smell like a guy who says “I’d rather die than care” but actually, deep down, cares a whole lot about really important things like romance, French kissing, guacamole, and orphaned seal pups but just doesn’t know how to express it.
Refreshing lather drop-kicks dirt and odor, does a clothesline on them, and then slams them with a folding chair
We're not saying this body wash will make you a confident millionaire jet-fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it
Desperado men’s body wash smells unapologetically risky
Hydrating formula leaves your skin smooth, not tight or dry or on the curb, crying into the rain
Old Spice Red Collection Body Wash Desperado Scent
Free of dyes and heavy perfumes, Ivory simply cleans like a body wash should. Its rich, refreshing lather rinses clean, leaving your skin smooth and hydrated (vs. regular soap). Proudly made in the USA.
Ivory Original Bodywash leaves skin clean and hydrated (vs. regular soap)
Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odor. There's thermospheric odor, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders or your fellow tank commander. Next is stratospheric odor that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odor before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. High Endurance Body Wash helps get rid of all this
Doesn't leave you feeling dry or rob you of your dignity.
Like wearing an armor of man-scent
Drop-kicks dirt, then slams odor with a folding chair